NO EASTER BUNNY

Written for Writer's Cramp Contest: Write a story or Poem with the title "No Easter Bunny"

NO EASTER BUNNY

No Easter Bunny's gonna
Pull my chain,
Make me rack my brain,
Cause me undue pain
Make me go insane.

No Easter Bunny's gonna
make me hunt,
like a nimble-minded grunt
like a nerdy little quant.
For ovum I don't want!

No Easter Bunny with his
Short stumpy legs
is gonna make me beg
For his multi-colored eggs
Like all the other dregs.

No Easter bunny's gonna
Make me cry
When the evening's nigh
And I say with a sigh…

I didn't find even ONE!

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