| My mum happens to be my best friend, An angel God decided to send, It seems I wonder to this day, How my devilish side is here to stay, I used to be an angry child, Uncontrolled and completely wild, And upon my bum my mother did race Her hand to put me back in my place. When she did I screamed and hollered, That hand however never faltered, When I decided to be a terrible girl, That educational palm would rock my world. As I got older, My heart it grew colder But my bottom was always kept warm And if I gave 'tude My bottom was nude And she'd leave me completely reborn. And now I'm eighteen, With poor self esteem, For all of the trouble I happened to cause But looking back now, I wouldn't change how, My mother laid down the law. And I'll always be happy, To do in a Snappy, Anything that she asks me to do, I'll tell all my siblings, I thank mom for those spankings, And know that her loves ever true. |