Funny How it Works

This is me, telling you, to fuck off.

I would laugh, but I've forgotten how.
It's funny, if I crawl to you, you run away.
But if I'm as far from you as can be, suddenly,
I'm all you ever wanted.

If I'm unattainable, you're in love with me.
If I tell you I might want to make things work, you're in love with someone else.
I shouldn't be surprised. I'm not really surprised.
It's always how things work with you.

And then you talk and you talk and you talk.
And I don't know what I'm suppose to say.
You get mad at me if I act disinterested,
You blow me off if I act interested.

Fuck this.
I'm tired.