The Disgruntled Planet

According to science, Pluto is no longer considered a planet. Says who?

Plutonians were filled with rage
and shocked by breaking news.

How could the Earthlings be so rude
and filled with biased views?

The arrogance of Earth was clear.
How could they make the claim?

A frozen world was horrified
and Earth was now to blame.

Their pompous attitude required
a stern and sharp reply.

A planet council met at once-
that claim they would deny.

A message beamed throughout the worlds
from Pluto in disgust.

"The Earth to us is planet-less
and they can eat our dust."