Internet Dating

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Internet Dating

Dear nyninchizupya,
Over my dead body.
Never before have I seen such an
'orrible profile picture.
Totally gross!

Whether or not your trouser snake
Resembles your handle at all,
I am not interested in having
The thing anywhere near me.
Even if you paid me.

Perhaps you should try
Offering your services as an
Elephant man look-alike.
The time-honored freak show is due for a
Revival sometime soon.

Yours never, irootne1.