I Like To Be Annoying One Day

A poem on how I like to be annoying one day by writing about the annoying things birds do

I like to be a bird one day.
A pigeon flying over a crowded area
and pooping on you.

Or maybe be a parrot,
mimicking everything you say.

I like to be a bird one day.
A goose in the middle of the road
and slowly crossing.

Or maybe be a seagull,
trying to eat your funnel cake.

I like to be a bird one day.
a crow holding onto the branches
cawing loudly while you try to sleep.

Or maybe be a woodpecker,
constantly drumming on your window.