Buckie Fizz

Acrostic on the my other national drink.

Blind drunk on caffeine and sugar
Underagers spewing up
Calling each other "bawjaws"
Kicking moshers heads in
Finally the police are called
And they scatter like mice
Seeking dark places
They're only young

Buckfast is a tonic wine invented by monks that is popular amongst certain niches in Scotland and Ireland. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine for more info.