Noobie

Hey, Writing.com, he’s here! The Noobie has arrived! Let's have some fun.

Noobie

Hey, Writing.com, He’s here!
The Noobie has arrived!

5 bucks says, Hi, I’m a Newbie!
Before he starts to jive.

Here comes the poems from high school.
A letter to a friend.

The paragraphs so hard to read.
When will it ever end?

Oh God! He wants to review,
My story as of late.

He’s just a friggen one!
And I’m an eighty eight!

At least I know he will not lie,
When doing my review.

He really wants to be like us,
And think, when I was new,

“I wonder if they’ll like me?
I know my heart is true.”

We prob-bly shouldn’t tease him.
Can’t help it, not a clue.

So, If you are a Noobie,
We’ll read the things you write.

You could write the next best book.
Now that’d be out a sight!

One last thing I'll say is true,
the truth is plain to see.

I can say I knew yee,.....

When you were a Newbie,.....

Just like me.