I Was A Ba-a-a-d Boy

Putting some skeletons front and center for the March '11 Listography contest, Part A.

I Was A Ba-a-a-d Boy

1.  I hit a kid at school who somehow managed to irritate me.  I hit him once, in the stomach, and it's still my only real fight.

2.  I went with my brother and his friend to "egg" a house one night. I slipped on the grass as I turned to run - it didn't end well.

3.  I used to sit on the roof on sunny days and use a big mirror to really light up the stop sign (and the occasional driver) at the intersection down the street.

4.  I stole some candy from a drugstore and got banned for a year.  It was my favorite drug store, because it had the lowest-priced paperbacks (ninety-five cents, back in the day).

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