Bad Things you did as a kid

March entry for Part A of listography contest

1. I set fire to a neighbors backyard.
2. I placed dead snake inside the front screen door so that it looked as if the snake crawled into the house.
3. I broke a package containing several of Grandmother’s favorite phonograph records.
4. I left gate to henhouse open and let Grandfather’s Road Island Red rooster escape.
5. I placed a baby skunk on a neighbor’s back porch, so that it appeared one of the woman’s cats had stolen it and then I ran away before the mother skunk caught up.

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