Rebound

This silly song is about getting over someone by getting under someone else (*wink*wink*).

Look, another plane is downed
Fell smack dab into the sea
All the passengers drowned
Including you and me

I’m not that upset about it
These things always turn around
I just have to keep my wits
And find some solid ground

I’m talkin’ about a rebound
Oh, it’s so profound!

I'm floating on what I’ve found
It has only been three days
Maybe that seems unsound
It’s nothing but a phase

How did he know I’m all alone?
He never ceases to astound
I just want his hard, white bone
We have no common ground

I’m talkin’ about my rebound
Oh, he’s so renowned!

Love is just a breeding ground
For youthful indiscretions
What I want, pound for pound
Is a cheap distraction

I’m not too worried about it
That’s why they call me Whorehound
In fact, I do prefer it
To the other way around