Joy!

If this is your kid...I'm sorry.

Well, there lived a boy named Joy
He didn't like his name
Grew up slow with a lions' mane
The story goes he was crazy and high, drunk, dizzy, itchy all at the same time
Shot mama in the teeth and both daddy's left feet

Well there lived a boy named Joy
He didn't want his name
Robbed other kids of their candy canes
The story goes he was mad and shy, blue, jealous, zealous all at the same time
Drowned his brother in the tub
Bit the head off a duck

We'll there lived a boy named Joy
He really hated his name
Was there something in his brain
Thoughts were like black holes in his head
Guess you can say he was seein' red
So he tortured the family pet

Deep in the woods he dwells
If you wander in you won't come back
Those that do get hooked on crack
And go,go,go,go crazy
Don't name your baby Joy!