Yer OUT!

Tiny one act play for 55 word contest

BRUTUS:
         Hail Caissus!

CAISSUS:
         Hell, yerself, Brutus

BRUTUS:
         No, “hail”, not “hell”.

CAISSUS:
         “Hades” then, not “Hell”?

BRUTUS:
         No Christians. It is 54 BC

CAISSUS:
         OH! Who’s on the middle cross?

BRUTUS:
         Primus is on first, Tertus third, and Secondus on middle.

(Crack! Sound of Club hitting rock, flies out of stadium. HOME RUN!)