Retail hades

poem on my view on working retail for 12 yrs

I clock in to oppression
I crawl into my shell
my staff is totally useless
they don't know how to sell

I train them in technique
I coach them one and all
But more success would come
From talking to a wall

The company is demanding
They tell me what to do
But how to run a business
they do not have a clue

With pressures overwhelming
It makes me want to yell
"Welcome to my world
I call it RETAIL HELL"