The man from Yagon

Three limericks in a row.

Ress, the man from Yagon
One day set out to fight a dragon
He met a man named Jountin
Who was his guide about the mountains
On the mountain resided The Dragon

He climbed the 3 peaks
Of EXP he reeks
He woke the dragon
Who offered him a flagon
And a chair made of 10 Teaks

He politely refused
Of destroying his village he accused
Then shouted at the dragon to fight Ress
The dragon asked for a game of chess
Of this Ress could not refuse