Mario's Castle

Mario's life in the fuckin' castle.

Mario eats lots of mushrooms,

and he keeps seein things dancin and they look like brooms.

That mother-fucker needs to stay in line,

Before bowser comes and says "BITCH YOUR MINE"

So until then he ain't get any pussy from peach,

But when he saves her from the castle she'll suck his dick like a leach.

So don't get caught wackin off in the castle,

or luigi will think your a big fat ass-hole!!!