Take Your Son to Work

A Bank Robber takes his son to work with him. My first attempt at dialogue

“Hand over the money or I’ll-“

“Daddy! Where’s the bathroom?”

“It’s over by the two security guards that I knocked out earlier.”

“Thanks Daddy.”

“Right. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Hand over the money or I’ll-“

“Daddy! Can we go for ice cream?”

“That’s what I’m trying to get the money for, so that I can buy you a lot of ice cream.”

“Hey Daddy! Who is that guy in the black and white car with the blue shirt on?”

”This is the police! Come out with your hands behind your head!”

“That’s what I’m going to do Officer!”

”Let me guess: Take your son to work?”

“Yeah, how’d you know?”

”Daddy! Can you play ‘Cops and Robbers’ later? I want some ice cream now.”

"Similar situation. I had to bring my own son to work."

"Perhaps we should take them out for ice cream."

"Sounds like a good idea to me."