The Scare

A growing poem.

I've woken in a fright
Because my underwear's too tight!
They fit fine when I went to bed.
At what time did my ass and thighs start to spread?
"Don't eat after 8" they say.
But those late night munchies just get in the way.
Could it be those HoHos?
Or maybe it's those Do si Do's?
Whatever the cause,
I can't fit into my drawers!