Yummy Mummy

Funny take on a mother trying to lose weight to look great!

Yummu Mummy!!

I want to be a yummy mummy..
I day dream of a flat tummy
Oh! how to get those wash board abs?!
where's the magic potion to look forever fab
how to shed the excess calories..
will my glorious slim days remain in the stories..

Looking for the perfect diet..
understanding the transfat is a daily fight
all those teasing svelte heroines
dropping out of the glossy magazines
beauty lies in the inner sole
try hard but this philosophy doesn,t hold!!

why are all the good things bad
why are all the right things so sad
Oh Goddammit it's a loosing battle!
all the health formulas I can,t tackle
but I still want to be a yummy mummy
I day dream of a flat tummy