anti valentine

sarcastic poem

Take that crap and shove it way up your nose.

Whispers in your sweethearts ear, and a look of romance.

All of this just in hopes of getting in your lovers pants.

A glass of wine,perhaps a candle lite dinner of stake.

Honestly it makes me sick,nothing could be more fake.

A romantic walk under the stars and a moon lite sky.

Oh please are you for real I'm getting bored..sigh.

Diamonds and Ruby's, Sapphire's and gold.

It's all garbage and frankly I say it's getting old.

Holding hands and a kiss on the cheek.

It makes me sick and my stomach feel weak.

Cards and flowers an arrow through a heart.

It all makes me want to gouge out my eye with a dart.

The love and romance and will you be mine.

I hate it all...I am anti valentine.

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