Two Limericks

One childish, the other serious

there was a man named Rosenkrantz
who liked to set fire to ants
whenever he bent over he farted
(but actually he always sharted)
and so needed hundreds of pants



i live in a land called SA
where old lady Justice lay;
she is now deceased and raped,
the accused: an ape. and he aped
till he made a clean come away