But still he survived.

its a bit gross :)

I ran him over with my car,
But still he survived.
I amputated his legs and arms,
But still he survived.
I smashed his head with a brick,
But still he survived.
I sliced his throat with scissors,
But still he survived.
I choked him with fishing line,
But still he survived.
I stabbed his chest with a knife,
But still he survived.
I broke a glass bottle on his face,
But still he survived.
I pulled out his insides,
But still he survived.
I told him that I still loved him,
But then he died.