For Sale: Loved One

A sad, sad poem about gay love

FOR SALE:
A friend.
In need of a boyfriend. Badly.
In good condition.
Never been kissed.
Never been touched.
A virgin.
Tall and cute
With those chinky eyes
and vibrant smile of his,
He'll sure captivate you.
Are you interested?
Will you take him?
Will you take my friend?
Can you make him happy?
Please make him happy.
He never gave me
the chance of doing it for him.
Please take him away
and take care of him.
Please take my loved one away
'Cuz I will stay,
No more, no less,
as his friend
Forever.

It's the saddest thing I've done in my life,
selling away my love,
and taking only pain as payment.