A Fart

Farts are a common thing, and I got carried away thinking on this activity of the body.

A Fart
(Fermented Accelerated Reticular Thrust)
A fart is a thing that dwells deep therein;
  in the cavernous realms, of the abdominal world.
It gurgles and burbles in anticipation,
  of its' inevitable immersion.
Light is alien, to this gaseous flow
  of wasted juices, fermenting below.
A fart might be sweet, or incomplete,
  it all depends on what you eat.
Grimacing, wincing,
Writhing and squirming;
All muscles reacting
  to prevent it emerging.
But alas, projection, is inevitable,
With everything - becoming detectable.
All eyes have turned upon you thus,
And all you can do, is gush.
"Redness becomes you" they say with delight,
And you know it is time, to adhere to their plight.
Saying "goodbye" you alight from the door,
Letting them rip, with glorious gore.