Excel, I Will

A poem about overcoming obstacles.

EXCEL, I WILL

I have a perfect scheme.
I have a perfect plan.
You think it's a pipe dream.
You don't know its span.

Excel, I will.
Excel, I demand.
I need no pill.
I need nothing grand.

My tormenting pain-
my temporary jam,
will not paralyze my brain,
will not force me to cram.

Excel, I will.
Excel, I demand.
I need no pill.
I need nothing grand.

I will fly above the rest.
I will walk in bliss.
Of myself, I demand the best.
Of myself, I can not miss.

Excel, I will.
Excel, I demand.
I need no pill.
I need nothing grand.