ABCs for Bands

I wrote this for a contest.

Give me an AIR SUPPLY , I need a break,
I think I feel THE BEATLES , for minds sake.
CCR , come take me away,
My mind is DISTURBED and gone astray.
I wanna get lost with EVANESCENCE ,
FLEETWOOD MAC and I will jump the fence.
Throw me down with a GODSMACK and tear me apart,
Please help me, I want to find my HEART .
It has become like IRON MAIDEN ,
My JEWEL means nothin'.
Running through the KORN ,
LED ZEPPELIN has me torn.
Carry me away with METALLICA ,
Into another NIRVANA .
Hop aboard the crazy train with OZZY OSBOURNE ,
Into the wall with PINK FLOYD , I am so torn.
The QUEEN ,
Wants to RUSH me away.
A SLAYER can come along, you'll see,
And use their TOOL on me.
Take me away to UTOPIA ; a place I do not know,
Let VENUS show the way to a place I want to go.
I will become a WHITE ZOMBIE ,
And XSCAPE into eternity.
Oh, YES , I've lost my mind,
And ZZ TOPP has me in a bind.

I know this could be more rythmic, but I was trying :) Let me know what ya think...