The Horror that is Math

This is a comic poem about math.

Algebra is bad
Geometry is worse
You subtract and add
Just throw me in a hearse.
Maybe then I’ll be saved from this hell
Else I might shoot someone and go to jail.

Math is lame
A waste of time
It’s always the same
It’s worse then this stupid rhyme.
However, math is a must
Not knowing it would leave you in the dust.

For now I’ll deal with the pain
How long I’ll last I do not know
Just hoping to remain sane
Bending low, I bow.
Math, you have me bested,
Foolish was I, to ever have resisted.


5-19-08