Robert The Robot (Comedy for kids)

Robert is a robot know one knows this he is crazy but none of his friends secpt a thing

"Hi Robert!"Shouter Todd From the other side of the School Gate.
"Smoothie"Replied Robert!
"Ok i better be off."
"Mirror"
Before Todd went he look deeply in to robert like he was mental.Todd ran of to catch up with his other friends.
Robert Bounced his green hair and walked straight into mrs applebob.
"Robert Marshell?"
"Orange"
"Dont act silly on me boy!"
"Poke"
Mrs Applebob Walked of into the distence
"Kids Dont you just Love em!" She said sarcastically!
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!Owwwwwwww" Screamed Robert!
He had stepped on a pin. no wonder why he was only wearing one shoe
Strange boy.
When the bell ran Robert Ran Around the Playground screaming.He raced up the hall stairs the went straight back down he did this over and over and over agian. Until he got soooo..... dizzy that he layed on the floor and waited for 4 boys and 5 girls to jump over him??
He layed here for most the day.
Robert is a strange boy????