Observations About My Boss

Why my boss is a pain in the a**.

He has just enough brains to make a really interesting housepet.

He couldn't find his ass with both hands.

He graduated at the top of his class from Stupid Douchebag University.

He's always there to lend a helping hand - once the job is done.

He has the personality of a sedated ape. He smells about the same, too.

His breath is so bad he stripped the color from my hair.