| Well there lived a boy named Joy he didnt like his name He grew up slow with a lions mane The story goes he was crazy and high, drunk, dizzy, itchy all at the same time Shot mama in the teeth and both of daddy's left feet Well their lived a boy named Joy he didnt want his name He robbed the kids of their candycanes The story goes he was mad and shy, blue, jealous, zealous all at the same time Drowned his brother in the tub, bit the head off a duck Well their lived a boy named Joy he really hated his name Thoughts were like black holes in his head He tortured the family pet Guess you can say he was seein' red Deep in the woods he dwells Survives on any rodent he can get his hands on If you wander in you wont come back those that do get hooked on crack And go go go go crazy Dont name your baby....Joy |