Orgasm Donor

A funny little slam poem written as a long pick-up line.

Baby,
I make love
A spiritual experience

By the time I'm done
With my dirty little rhyme

You will have moaned
God's name at least
Nine times

Casa Nova wishes he had
My skills with a pen

I've got words to curl your toes

I'm the path to enlightenment

The kind of lovin angels know

If you like bigger

Bang
Bang
Bang

For your buck

Well then baby you're in luck

I am a machine gun
I am an atom bomb
I am dy-no-mite

I am an orgasm donor
Says so on my driver's license

And I'm pretty good at cooking too
If that's what you're into

Because baby
If you're religious

You'll be praying for more