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The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. Some people get this way quite often. You'd be surprised O_o:
 You feel ...
       Like a lemon        
       Scared        
       Moderately confused        
       Like eating something. Give banana. Now.        
       Like a bar of freshly bought soap.        
       Wtf?        
2. A dilemna of the bready kind:
 Woe is me! The bread has fallen down the sink.
       What a terrible waste of bread. And I can't buy another loaf because the tooth fairy threatened to pull all my teeth out.        
       My friends. Chocolate is not the answer.        
       Look behind you. It’s a three headed monkey.        
       Don't touch the oven. It'll fry your eyes.        
       THE BREAD DID IT ALL BY ITSELF, BECAUSE IT IS SUICIDAL        
       Wtf wtf?        
3. The Muffin Man. He's real. My lampshade told me so.:
 Do you know the muffin man?
       The muffin man?        
       What the muffin man?        
       No. But I like Muffins.        
       The muffin man!        
       Ooh, did you just mention the muffin man?        
       Wtf?        
4. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
5. Spare Time:
  What Do you do in your spare time?
       Drink coffee. And that can really make you HIGH. Like, ceiling high, man.        
       Stuff. Lots of stuff. And then some more stuff. Because stuff is cool.        
       I am the evil overlord of the universe, and you will suffer from my all powerful mega death ray of rainbow sparkles.        
       Burning things by accident because my cooking is TERRIBLE        
       Somebody ate my remote :’(        
       Wtf?        
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