Rules To Live By

Entry for the Don't Newbie Contest

Rules To Live By

Welcome to WDC.
A quaint little village, you'll see 
A few simple rules
And several smart tools
Will make your stay here just a breeze

Some folks might feel quite degraded
If you ask them to read what’s not rated
From so much to choose,
There’s no time to lose
Make sure content rating is stated

Your bio tells all who you are
But there’s more to be told by far
Each item you list
Just might be missed
If only described as “Oth-ar”

Your intro’s important as such
A few words are needed, not much
Don't rate it as “E”
If there's profanity,
And leave some poor soul in a clutch

You’ll find this lil' spot is quite comfy
The people are more nice than grumpy
But even such kindness
You’ll probably find less
When things you ignore make them huffy

Now kick off your shoes and relax
No reason to flee or feel taxed
We’re glad that you found us
And want you around us
Enjoy your stay here to the max!