Silver Spurs

It's rodeo time in the country! - Sing to the tune of Silver Bells..the christmas song.

Busy cowboys, smelly plowboys
Dressed in wranglers and boots
In the air
There's a smell of
Manure.

Barrel Racing
Yearling chasing
Beer erasing brain cells
And in all the events you will hear:

Silver spurs, silver spurs
It’s rodeo time in the country,
Clink-a-clink, hear them chink
Hog tie that scared little cow!

Big Belt buckles, bloody knuckles
Ticked off bull and a clown
In the air
Is a cowboy named
Leroy

He went flying
No denying
That the bull had his way
When he hits the ground all you’ll hear:

Are silver spurs, clanking in the dirt
It’s rodeo time in the country
Clink-a-Clink, Hear them chink
Leroy watch out for that bull!

Troughs of pig slop
Horses don’t stop
Dropping poo after poo
In the stalls with their picks
Stable boys curse them.

Pigs are snorting
Goats cavorting
Pens of cow after cow,
And on every leather boot you will hear:

Silver spurs, silver spurs
It’s rodeo time in the country
Clink-a-clink, hear them chink
Soon it will be closing time.