Devil(ed) Eggs

Acrostic poem written for Cream of Spam: rate low

Dangerous, but delightful. Deviled
Eggs turn rancid in the summer heat,
Vile little white boats stuffed with mayo
Inviting you to try just one.
Later, the bacteria grows in the intestines
Evoking memories from last summer.
Diarrhea!! Vomiting!!

Enjoy them for a second time
Gurgling, festering in the bowels
Gagging and retching over the toilet.
Surely, you'll refrain from eating them next year.