Organic Cheese

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Someone ,would you help me? Oh pretty please!
Convince my husband his body does make organic cheese.
He will go a week without a bath or shower
Then harvest his build up when it smells sour.

He makes sure to scrape every crack
Even the one below his back.
The smell is so terrible, it makes me gag.
Especially what forms under his bag.

He eats it on crackers while holding his breath.
If it came down to eat it or die, I’d choose death.
I just know one day it’ll make him deathly ill
And there will no remedy, not even a pill.

So, you see I’m in desperate need
Of someone’s advice he will heed.