The Bad Twinkie

Before you grab that cream filled snack, read this poem then put it back.

THE BAD TWINKIE


Twinkies rock
they taste so good
the little sponge fingers
taste just like they should

They’re wrapped up and golden
filled with cream but not cum
unless you are lonely
and desperate for fun

so if you’re a pervert
and self fill your snack
be a good bloke
and DONT put them back

For if you have flat mates
and they do not take care
they might take a cum one
and find some curled hair

Worse even still
they may take a bite
on realizing the contents
their face will turn white

then watch them hurl
all over the floor
the remains of the Twinkie
will be thrown out the door

the rumors will spread
they’ll come thick and quick
there goes the guy
who eats twinkles with dick

so next time you get peckish
and you reach for the sponge
ask your self this
is this someones fun?