Bored

If masturbations lost its charm, I suggest you use the other arm.

BORED


When masturbation has lost its charm
perhaps you try the other arm
If this don’t work and your feeling glum
Tabasco sauce can make things fun
just dash some on and rub away
No longer bored but terrible pain
run around right mad and quick
how the hell did i burn my dick
to the sink you will go
or perhaps the garden hose
soon enough the burn will stop
you realize then you have your cock
all exposed for all to see
once again you surely flee
taking off your manhood flailing
half way there you hear the wailing
someone hurry and hurry quick
there goes junior and his prick
They come running the massive hoard
I guessing someones no longer bored.