Drama!

A rant from the Director of the World.

Drama
Is the key word here, people
What are you trying to do?
Get a camel through the eye of a needle?
Good Lord
I said less lighting
I said knock them out
I SAID finish it in front
Get some professionals in here
You amateurs have nothing to go on but pretty
faces and shoelaces
Now what’s going on?
Raise your hands and shout, loudly, for God’s sakes
Tear at yourself like you were having a
nervous breakdown
Your life depends on this production
This production
Amaze me, give me something to work with here
Invoke that inner rage, stage darlings
Give me death! Give me sex! Give me blood!
Exploitation! Ex! EX!
Finish it, black out
Knock me out
Really, do