Corns and Bunions!

Ever meet a gorgeous woman only to discover something horribly wrong?

Corns and Bunions

I saw her come into the bar and ask for the next seat
We had some drinks I took her home she smelled so fuckin' sweet

She took off all her clothes
Then got underneath the sheet
And then I caught a whiff that smelled like rotten fuckin' meat

She had Corns and Bunions
Corns and Bunions!!!!!!!!!

I thought she was finest chick that I would ever meet
To think I'd ever find someone this hot right off the beat

Her face was like an angel's
Her breath was hot and sweet
Her ass could stop a train, but when I saw her fuckin' feet

She had Corns and Bunions
Corns and Bunions!!!!!!!!!