Addicted to Grub

Parody of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love"

                                        Addicted to Grub


The fridge is closed--but not for long
Your urge is very strong
Your tongue lolls, your stomach aches
Oh, let me at those Debbie cakes

You can't stop, no-oh you can't wait
You can't get your mind straight
Your throat is dry, you feel weaned
Another bite is all you need


You'd like to think that you're immune to the stuff--oh yeah?
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to grub

You tipped the scale--but you don't care
You're stretchin' out your underwear
And people gape at your large size
Another inch onto your thighs!

I said don't whine--and just behave
A turkey dinner is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do



The fridge is closed--but not for long
Your will, is not so strong
Your tongue lolls, your teeth grind
Another bite, and you'll be fine



Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub