Zero Rating

Just making fun of ratings and trying to encourage people to give me a zero.

Politeness is a nice offering, criticism is hard to take
But if I see another 4+ star rating, I’m really going to break

They say your work is good, your writing is quite textual
Now here is my rating, bear in mind it’s quite conceptual

There’s a star for your effort, another one for construct
Let me give you one out of sympathy, and another for good luck

I really don’t understand your point, and believe me I’m not lying
When I say your story is simply trying, and I mean very trying

So although I’m tiring, and some might say conspiring
Before more words start transpiring and patience turns to crying

Rate me down now, don’t wait, don’t try to play the hero
I deserve nothing less, for this mess, than a big fat zero

Thank you for your attention. This has been an exercise in tapping into your evil self. Please give me a zero rating and harsh comment to complete your training.