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Poem about the service industry and how to be compensated by people who tip poorly |
| a $3.00 Tip signed onto a Visa check card By an Asian boy posing as a WASP cool though laid back no worries: if you don't have those jalapenos no problem just give me extra onions instead across from him the demure prom queen manufactured at the local high school: Sandy brown hair eager desperation Glossy French-manicured nails and toes too she gives me the toothless smile eyes scowling squinted and straining in the corners I tell myself that she is not that pretty not really When they are finished I clear the table she has barely touched her popcorn shrimp and fifth Diet Coke waiting in the lobby he looks Out at the passing traffic the bathroom doors open and she glides out to him her delicate hand presses his stomach they turn to leave and I inspecting her swaying bottom get my three dollars worth |