Brian's Magical Zit Cream

Sometimes do come true!

As I stared into the mirror
I saw a sight so quire,
On a day
way back in May:
A wart on the tip of my nose.

When I went to bed
with an ache in my head,
I tried to forget that ugly zit,
Instead I dreamed about it.
What a nightmare!

I was in a strange store
called "Brian's Magic 'N More",
When I desided to look around
what a strange thing I found:
"Brian's Magic Zit Cream"!

I heard a voice behind me,
"For you," he said,"It's free."
So I took some out
and spread it about,
And BAM! the wart was gone!

Then I awoke
feling sad and broke
for I knew the wart was still there.
In came my sis, brushing her hair
and said, "Oh good, your zit is gone!"