BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER

Something to show that I have a humous side too.

I was sitting there having lunch,
when guess who should walk in.
That four-foot-ten stick of dynamite,
I call my ex-girlfriend.

She was looking for a place to sit,
when she saw me at the bar.
She said, "I thought I smelled an S.O.B.,
when I got out of my car.

She said, "You don't call or call me back,
are you still mad at me?
I said, "After all you put me through,
you'd think that you could see.

I caught you butt naked in a car,
you borrowed from my mother.
Backseat windows all fogged up,
making wild love to my brother.

Daddy said "There'd be days like this",
you would cry a lake of tears.
That my bleeding broken heart would heal,
and overcome its fears.

Crying wont wash away this bleeding,
so you don't need to bother.
Without a PHD anyone can see,
"Blood is thicker than water".


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