Santa Clause is a pedophile

christmas carol parody for a contest

Kids better watch out
Kids better not cry
Kids better not pout
I'm tellin you why
Santa Clause is a pedophile

He sees you when your sleeping
He watches while your awake
He knows all of the things you like
Even what kind of cookies to bake

So, he'll lure them in
He'll give them a treat
Then he'll take off his clothes
And play with his meat
Cause Santa Clause is a pedophile

So, all you parents be weary
And watch your young son's back
Or he'll be getting more this year
Than toys from Santa's sack

So, Kids better work out
They better train hard
So they can out run
That fat tub of lard
Cause Santa Clause is a pedophile

Yes he's a dirty old pedophile!