The Useless Shrink

My shrink only thinks she knows me...

-The useless shrink-

They say I've got problems

but I say they're just whack

one by one

they tell me I'll snap.

I've begun this technique

where I just shut my mouth

I've become so unique

they all call me the freak.

All they wanted was my money

instead,

so they could tell me

I'm wrong in the head.

I knew it from the beginning

but who asked them anyway?

I saw them doodle

yeah that and the whole

kit and caboodle

all on their precious paper,

it's all vapor to me.

I know the truth

along with all my fellow youths

of this psychotic nation

that it's all misinterpretation.

Lets hit the ticket booth

that leads us to freedom,

so we don't hear instead

'that girl's wrong in the head.'