what should i be?

thinking if he /she should change her job

If I was a warden I would give you your fee
If I was a weitress I would serve you your tea
If I was a servant I would bring you your golf tee
But all these confuse me

If i was a Chef i would cook you your food
that certainly would change your mood
A writer that i wouldn't exclude
if i was a gangster i would say "give me your money dude"

i'm getting tired
and i'm going to get fired
from my preasent job
with my employer bob

well i've changed my mind
i'm going to stay this far behind
being all blind
'cause my employer declined