MY DAY

"ME" is a poem about a woman

Today i'm feeling really funny
I don't know what's matter with my tummy
Now my nose has gone all runny
And my ears are down like a bunny
And my Luca wants his dummy
And the sun isn't even sunny

But at least I've got my cat
He usually sleeps on a mat
He's really fat
He's never tried to catch a rat
He's on the porche where he's always sat
Now wait the door's going rat-tat-tat

The CSI has come with a bazuka
and tried to snatch my little luca
I've produced my own bazuka
and tried to save my little Luca

I fought them with carate
all my cat did was fart
I told Luca to start
hitting them with a dart

and I lived happily with my cat, my luca and my bazuka