Despite the Oddity

A poem about a very odd man

The only thing

On this man's face

Is a mouth

Despite the oddity

He fell in love

With Mrs. Morgan

He decided

To buy her fancy shoes

And a log of salami

From Hickory Farms

Who he believes

Carries the only

Genuine kind

On his way

He was mugged

Poor guy never saw

Anything

Or heard

Anything

He just sat and hollered

With his two huge lips

The only thing

On his face